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Jan. 23rd, 2010

How Not To Discipline Your Child

A Georgia woman is in jail after police
say she forced her son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as
punishment for bad grades.




I can understand taking away possessions and taking away privileges
when you're not all that happy with your kids performance or behaviour,
but what this woman did is way beyond the pale. Can you say extreme? I
thought you could.

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Jan. 15th, 2010

Don't Put It In Your Mouth!

So ... I was just thinking of those puppets from those "Don't You Put It In Your Mouth!" commercials a few years ago ... and how those puppets and that message should really appear in sex ed classes ... "Talk to someone you love before you put it in your mouth!"

I'm a rotten human being. :-)



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Jan. 12th, 2010

Kids, Your Mom Is Ready To Start Fucking Again

Probably the single most honest opinion/editorial piece I've ever seen in my life ... :-)

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/kids_your_mother_is_ready_to

Jan. 11th, 2010

Lessons Learned from the Johnson Bomber

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/08/mutallab_comment/

COMMENT: As the smoke clears following the case of Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, the failed Christmas Day "underpants bomber" of Northwest Airlines Flight 253 fame, there are just three simple points for us Westerners to take away.

First: It is completely impossible to prevent terrorists from attacking airliners.

Second: This does not matter. There is no need for greater efforts on security.

Third: A terrorist set fire to his own trousers, suffering eyewateringly painful burns to what Australian cricket commentators sometimes refer to as the "groinal area", and nobody seems to be laughing. What's wrong with us?



Oct. 29th, 2009

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I just got hired on as the back of house manager for the new Boston Pizza that opening in Vegreville. I start on the 20th.

Aug. 20th, 2009

Effects of Climate Change on Wine Production

http://tinyurl.com/kkt8eo

"Prominent French chefs have given warning that the country's wines will lose their complexity and the best produce will come from Scotland if the effects of climate change are not tackled."

Is there a contemporaneous ranking of wines produced during the Medieval Warm Period? That would be an interesting tidbit.

Of course, this story suggests the obvious question: What wine goes best with Haggis?

Feb. 17th, 2009

This is Only the Beginning

It's been coming for a long time, now, sure as the turning of the
worlds. Now it's here, and people are starting to suffer. And this is
only the beginning.



One of my roomates works in construction. He came home today and
announced that he had been laid off. Big surprise, that. In a
recession, construction jobs are usually among the first to go.



The company I work for, in order to be able to delay having to lay
people off as long as possible, implemented a 1.5% pay cut all across
the board, from management all the way down. That didn't come as a
surprise, either. I still consider myself lucky. It could have been a
lot worse. I've heard tell of local companies that have cut wages as
much as 5%. And I still have my job.



North America has been very fortunate for a very long time. But some of
us still remember the last recession, and the lessons it taught us.
First and foremost was to count your blessings. Be thankful for what
you have because it can be taken away from you in the blink of an eye.



The second lesson is to do whatever it takes to keep a roof over your
head, clothes on your back, and food in your belly, because you won't
always have the luxury of holding out for the job that you want.



We've all got some tough times ahead, but how long those tough times
last depend entirely on how our governments handle the economy. Now,
I'm not an especially well educated man, and I sure as hell ain't no
economist, but I do know when something doesn't feel right. Governments
the world over are spending money hand over fist to try to hold off the
negative effects of the credit crisis and the recession, which doesn't
seem entirely logical to me. But then, I suppose it depends entirely on
how that money was spent.



In the States, President Obama has signed into law the single largest
appropriation of borrowed money in the history of the US. This giant
package, which adds up to several hundreds of billions of dollars that
the American Government just doesn't have, is touted as an economic
stimulus package, the injection of vast sums of money into various and
sundry projects intended to pump money back into the economy. Sounds
like a good plan, right? Sure, it does. The problem is that I can't
really find any source that will tell me exactly where that money is
going. Not all of it anyway. We know that billions are being set aside
to construct the framework of a socialized health care system similar
to what Canada and Great Britain have. We also know that some money is
being set aside for infrastructure projects like roads and bridges.
That's a good thing, exactly the kind of project that generates jobs.
But still, vast sums of money in this package are completely and
totally unaccounted for.



Here in Canada the Conservative government of Prime Minister Stephen
Harper was pressured by the opposition parties into tabling a budget
which drives Canada into a defecit the likes of which hasn't been seen
since the last recession. Granted, most of the things that I know of
that were included in the budget were good things, like money for
infrastructure projects, money for short term loans to struggling
industries, changes to the Employment Insurance system, and the like.
But I still question the amount of money involved. Was it really
necessary to go that far.



Economic performance depends entirely on confidence. It's a con game.
Always has been. When people are confident in their country and their
position in the world the economy soars. We go through periods of
seemingly unstoppable growth. But the thing of it is that the economy
also works in cycles, and the law of gravity tells us that what goes up
must come down. For every boom there is a bust, and as soon as the
bubble bursts people start losing confidence, and that's when the
economy tanks. All of this has happened before, and it will happen
again.



Obama and other liberals tell us that the solution to the financial
crisis is government. I'm not entirely sure I believe that, since it
was government that got us into this mess in the first place, but I'm
willing to accept that liberals believe it. I'm also willing to accept
at face value the proposition that President Obama is taking the
actions he's taking because he believes in his heart that it's the
right thing to do, and the other world leaders are following his lead
for the same reason.



But I have a question: Why do we need to spend billions of dollars to
restore peoples confidence in the economy? Why can't we simply say,
"Look, there are some tough times ahead, and we're not going to come
through this entirely uscathed, but if we tighten our belts and act
responsibly then we can weather this storm and come out stronger on the
other side."?



But what do I know? I'm just a manager.

Jan. 21st, 2009

Well, That Was Fun ...

It all started just before I moved.

My primary computer, Wayfarer, is a AMD Sempron 3000 based machine that I built from a discount kit a couple of years ago. It was a pretty good deal, too ... motherboard, CPU, case, and 512mb of RAM for about $100. I did the assembly myself and that computer has stood me in good stead ever since.

Then last month I started having some overheat problems. I'd be chugging along working on something, and the computer would just lock up. I'd have to physically cycle the power to get the thing to fire up again. Of course with a move staring me in the face I didn't have much of any time to deal with it, but once the move was done I decided to turn my attention to fixing the problem.

A quick Google search turned up enough information to tell me that other people had had this kind of problem with this same motherboard and cpu bundle. The cure, it seemed, was to pull off the heatsink and fan, scrape off all the old grease that served to connect the two components together, and then put on a new layer. First day off I had after reading this that's exactly what I did. When I was done I fired the machine up and left it on to burn it in while I went gaming with the lads. For good measure, I even told it to apply a whole bunch of OS updates. I had just done a format and restore of my Linux partition, so the list of updates was significant.

When I came home that night I discovered that all of this was in vain. I still had the problem. Even worse, when I power cycled the machine and tried to restart, she just wouldn't fire up. At all. You guessed it: I waited too long and took out my CPU. Good job, Mike.

I put in a bid on a motherboard and CPU of the same class. If I win, then I should be able to bring Wayfarer back to life in the next couple of weeks. In the meantime, I'm staring at two PowerMac G4's: one acting as a server running Linux and the other acting as my de-facto main machine running OS X 10.3.9.

Interesting, isn't it, how the most reliable machines I have are Macs.

Obamamania ... I Get It ... I Really Do

It was inauguration day in the US today, a day that marks the 43rd peaceful exchange of power from one outgoing president to one incoming president. The simple fact that this has happened 43 previous times is noteworthy enough, but there's no denying the historical significance of the incoming president.

I mean in when I say I understand the historical significance of the first African-American president in American history. Race is so important to our neighbors to the south. They like to pretend that it isn't, but if that was the case then the ethnicity of the incoming president wouldn't be as noteworthy as it was.

I've been thinking about it lately, going back over some of the publicly information about President Obama, reviewing some of the speeches he made, some of the things he said ... and while I have no doubt that the president is a skilled orator I think that the reason he won has less to do with politics and ideology and more to do with the message he sent, a message that the American people needed to hear in a big, bad way: yes, we've got some tough times ahead of us. Yes, our economy is almost at a standstill. Yes, our soldiers are fighting a war on two fronts on foreign soil, not only for us but for a group of people who despise their presence and wish they were elsewhere. Despite all of these things there is still hope out there, and if we have the will to do so we can reach out, hold that hope to our hearts, and cling to it mightily, just like our forefathers before us.

It's because of his message, and because of his skill as an orator that the media so readily latched on to this otherwise ordinary person. And it's the media, as much as anything else, that's largely responsible for his victory, for it's the media that took this otherwise ordinary senator from Illinois and turned him into something the American people so badly needed: a leader that can inspire hope in an era where despair comes so readily.

Obamamania. I get it. I really do.

And as much as I wish President Obama all the luck in the world I find myself compelled to stay realistic. He has a long and difficult road ahead of him, and the entire world hopes he's up to the challenge.

As a Canadian I look to our neighbors to the south and wish them good luck and prosperity in the coming years. President Obama's first foreign visit will be to Canada, and inasmuch as I think that improving relations between the US and Canada is a good thing, I'm also mindful of the fact that as president Obama is obligated to look after the interests of his people, and Canadian interests and American interests don't always lie in the same direction, and aren't always compatible. This is reality, and nothing can change it.

And I can't help but feel a certain amount of envy. I look at our American brothers and see a leader who inspires hope, and then I look at Ottawa and see a pack of squabbling sycophants scrambling to grab as much power as they can, each one convinced that his way is the best for our country and his opponents are both wrong and misguided. I look at the insults and the finger-pointing and I start to feel some of the despair that seems to have permeated the US over the last few years.

Hope. Sure could use some of that up here.

Obamamania. I get it. I really do.

Dec. 30th, 2008

Moving is a pain in the ass!

Moving is a pain in the ass and I hate it. Have I mentioned this before? Well, I'm mentioning it now.

The new apartment is paid for. Has been for the last month. The people I normally recruit to help me move are unavailable, so for the last little while I've been scrambling to find alternate victims, I mean, volunteers. This has not been fun. I thought I had some people lined up, but I've not been able to get in touch with them to confirm. The reservation for the truck was today, but since I can't get in touch with the people I had lined up I think that I can safely assume that I won't be moving today, and the truck isn't available tomorrow. So I have to go to U-Haul and rescind the reservation and collect my deposit.

So, bottom line: I need trucks, I need drivers, and I need movers for tomorrow afternoon or evening. I need to move the contents of a shoebox bachelor apartment from over by Bonnie Doon to Callingwood. With enough people and sufficient cargo space this shouldn't take more than a couple of hours to accomplish. Anyone who donates a vehicle will have their gas tank topped up, and all participants will be treated to dinner on me as a thank you for helping me out.

So, what do you say, guys. Any volunteers?

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